dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
