I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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