so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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