you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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