Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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