so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just google imaged poop.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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