White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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