I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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