What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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