So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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