I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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