Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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