i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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