I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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