If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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