Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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