we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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