hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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