she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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