How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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