So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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