Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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