What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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