Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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