Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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