She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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