Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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