I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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