walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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