last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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