So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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