trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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