just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Let's get the cat blown out
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