Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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