Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Watching her eat just hurts me
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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