I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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