Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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