He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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