Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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