it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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