I hate all girls vehemently.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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