Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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