Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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