6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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