But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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