theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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