if you like me you must not know who I am
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I want her autograph on my taint
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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