I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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