What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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