TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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