I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I can't trust your balls anymore.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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