Grow some girl-balls and come out already
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
