question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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