I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sext me about skeletons
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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