I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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