Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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